The O’Doyle’s Stout Sex-in-a-can is one of three limited edition green Fleshlight products, Fleshlight is offering till March 31 in honor of St Patrick’s day, the other two being a green Mr. Limpy and a Green vortex Fleshlight. Was this a St Patty day treat or a drunken bust? Read ahead to find out.
Design and Dimensions
This Fleshlight is part of the Fleshlight sex in a can series which are basically smaller more compact versions of the original Fleshlights that are designed to look like oversized beer cans instead of flashlights. Like the original Fleshlights, there are two components to these: a three-part plastic case, in this case the can, and the sleeve that goes inside of it. Here are the basic demissions (copied from Fleshlight’s description page):
Product Measurements:
Case Dimensions: 7.75″ x 2.80″
Sleeve Dimensions: 6.80″ x 2.60″
Texture: Overall Length: 5.5″ (Starts: 1.0″ from Orifice)
Texture Diameter: 0.25″ to 0.90″
Side by side comparison: a 12oz. soda can, the O'Doyle's Stout, and a stranded Fleshlight
Sleeve design
The sleeve is a miniature of the Jenna Haze forbidden. The offices deigned appears identical (beside the green of course!) complete with a bit of Jenna’s vulva peaking from the underside.
The mini-forbidden is basically a shorter, extra tight version of the full size model. The mini-forbidden texture is interesting hybrid clearly designed to stimulate anal intercourse. It starts with their super ribbed texture at the entrance before changing in to a wider wave texture similar to their Wonder Wave.
Fleshlight O'Doyle's Stout (Top view)
Case Design
Just like a normal Fleshlight the case has a main body, a screw off top on the front (orifice) end of the toy and a screw off rear cap that can be used to adjust the level of suction, the looser the cap the less the suction and vice versa. Unlike normal Fleshlights that come in a one-color case this comes with a beer can like label which is much more playful in design. The label is black with white, green and gold use for the lettering a symbols on the can. The front of the can tells you have “backdoor Stout Irish style” with “contents 6.80 in” that is best to “serve warm” On the back we have “O’Doyle’s Rules”:
For generations, O’Doyle’s Stout has been brewed to the same satisfying recipe that Mr. O’Doyle himself created in the Irish countryside all those years ago. Let the luck of the Irish guide your hand to experience all the forbidden pleasures of this rare backdoor stout, and you will understand why this unmistakably lifelike feel has withstood the test of time.
And on the side a “Warning”: “This product contains a highly concentrated pleasurable experiences. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy machinery…..If an erection lasts for more than four hours use this product again.”
Although no one is going to believe this is a beer can with anything but the passing of looks it is more subdued then some of their other cans (no big boobed ninja women on this one).
Materials: Clean and Safety Concerns.
These little Sex-in-a-Cans are made of the same Superskin material as their full size brethren. Superskin isfree of phthalates and latex but is very pours so no sharing of this toy(1). It is also delicate, leading to a more involved cleaning procedure then many toys.
Because the material is so pours mold can develop if you do not care for the toy properly. After use, you should wash out the toy with hot water, sake off the excess, and that let the toy completely air dry before putting it back in the case. Soap can cause the material to degrade so no soap should be used to clean the sex in a can; if you need a more through cleaning you can use some isopropyl alcohol. This can be an issue for those with privacy concerns as you need a place for your green, miniature, disemboweled rectum to air-dry (Just try explaining that to the wrong person if they find it!). If you find the Fleshlight becoming tacky, powder it with pure cornstarch in order to restore it slickly texture. Although in my experience this is not too big of a problem with pigmented Fleshlights, I have only found it to be a major problem with the clear Ice models.
Oil and silicone lubes will cause the material to degraded so only use water based lubes. And a lot of it superskin your going to need it with this one.
Pleasure and Use.
Most important thing to keep in mind is this thing is tight, I have an ultra tight Fleshlight and this feels tighter then that. I can’t use this thing unless the rear cap is completely off, if it is on the suction is too much and penetration is nigh impossible. This tightness is a major con as almost all I feel is the tightness; I can’t fully appreciate the texture, which feels amazing when I finger it. I do get a notion of moving from the tighter entrance to the wider inner canal but that is it. To give you idea of just how tight this thing is look at the pic below I can stick my pinky finger in this and the suction will be great enough for me to lift it straight up if the rear cap is on.
It holds on...and won't let go.
It wasn’t all bad however. Firstly, Superskin always feels good so it’s hard to screw that up. Secondly, The suction can make it easier to imagine I’m being ridden by another human being, the combination of the super suction and gravity means this thing practically move itself back down after the up stroke. The orgasms were also good although that might just be because my mind is relived that my genitals will now be freed from the dick consuming green vortex the is the O’Doyle’s Stout …did I mention it was tight?
Some may also dislike the lack of texture to grip to on the can although I didn’t have a problem with it. The lack it on the end cap would bother me (like it does on the full sized Fleshlights) but as I said this thing is never going to be used with the cap on in the chaos household.
In terms of the limited edition green I found the green to be rather cool to look and found it even more appealing when it was glistening with lube…I’m a little surprised by how cool I found the design.
Who is it for?
You have to like it tight, very tight. If you do not like it tight, look elsewhere. If you do this is great choice for those that: a) want something smaller than a full sized Fleshlight b) want something even tighter c) like the limited edition design.
Packaging
This toy will come to you in a discreet plan brown box; inside will be the sex in can and an information and care pamphlet.
Closing Thoughts
This was my first experience with a sex in a can product and while it was good and I like several aspects of its design (smaller, easer to hind) it was too tight for its own good. I could only use it with the cap off and it was so tight that was all I felt, and thus could not fully appreciate the texture. This left me wanting to try the full sized forbidden. In terms of limited addition theme coolness I actually found myself liking the weird green orifice in a can design more than I thought I would. If you want one of your own hurry as they’ll stop selling them March 31.
- and if you for some reason must use a condom [↩]
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Great review. Looks like tightness seems to be a trend with the Sex in a Cans, which is lame.