Review: Shane’s World Co-Ed Cutie

Shane’s World Co-Ed Cutie by California Exotic Noveltie

I’m going to start this review with a confession. I ordered this toy for all the wrong reasons; I got it just because it is yellow. I have toys in many colors: various flesh tone masturbators, yes; green miniature Jenna Haze booty, yup; blue Alien pussy with two clits, of course; vibrating multicolor stamina building butt hole yep even that; however, I have yet to stick my dick in anything yellow.  How well does it work beyond satisfying my need for a fuckable rainbow? Poorly, very poorly, read ahead to find out why.

Design and Dimensions

This toy is 6” in total length and has an average diameter of about 2 1/3”, the first part of the toy is thicker and has a diameter of 2 ½”. The entrance to the toy has a diameter of about 5mm (if you see a problem here you would be right, see Pleasure and Use section). The entrance to the toy is designed to resemble labia.

The toy made of clear TPE on the outside with a colored inner canal. The inner canal has a series of mild ribs on the inside. The toy comes in yellow, blue, and red.

The toy weighs about 10 1/2 oz. There is also other toys by Cal Exotic’s which seems similar to this one: college tease; College Hottie

Materials: Cleaning and Safety Concerns

This toy is made of phthalates-free TPE. TPE should be washed with warm water and mild soap before and after each use. You can’t sterilize or sanitize this toy so use a condom if sharing. TPE can be used with both water and silicone based lubricants.

The TPE on this is not very stretchy and very durable. Normally durable would be good, however as you will see below in this case I wanted to be able to tear this toy easily. The toy has a moderate chemical smell.

Lastly, I accidentally dropped it at one point and it stuck to the wall for several seconds, which is strange as the toy isn’t particularly tacky to the touch. I replicated it and took a picture because I thought it was funny and because throwing it at the wall and seeing if it sticks may be more fun than trying to actually fuck it.

The Co-Ed Cutie just hanging out

Pleasure and Use

To get right to the point this toy failed for the simple reason that it is too damn tight. So tight, it put me in the mood to write several letters to interested parties in this matter,

Dear Co-Ed Cutie,

Your freakishly tight chamber took forever to penetrate, and required me to stretch your material out a great deal. Even then, the amount of pushing needed to enter you made the experience downright unpleasant and at times downright painful. Once inserted you attempted to expel my cock out forcibly, again due to your freakish tightness. How rude! Your series of mild internal ribs where lost on me, as all I could feel was your insane tightness. On the plus side, seeing your inner yellow canal expends as I thrust was interesting to watch, that is when I was not distracted by trying to keep myself inside of you. In addition, you where easy to grip although I mainly wanted to use this feature to better throw you at the wall in disgust (which as we saw above you will stick to).

Overall, I think you owe my penis an apology.

Dear Sex Toy Manufactures,

Although us guys frequently say we like “tight pussy”, I assure we don’t mean so tight that we cannot gain entry and are left looking at it from the outside. Also, despite the fact that we may refer to sex as “tearing that shit up” we don’t mean we want to have to literally tear the toy up to be able to enjoy it. To illustrate, the entrance to one Co-ed Cutie is only about 5mm, about the head of the eraser on a pencil. This combined with rather thick walls makes the toy hard to stretch out,  and thus horribly difficult to penetrate.

The opening is about the size of a eraser head.

This is not for lack of trying however, after a futile attempting to get off with this toy as is; I attempted to stretch the toy out. My first attempt was by putting it around my Mantoy dildo as illustrated here:

Attempt one to make the College Cutie usable.

I then left the room and upon returning not 30 minutes later I found that the Mantoy on its side with the cutie a foot or more away. Its tightness apparently causing it to fly off the dildo; yet another penis rejected by the college cutie. That experiment being a failure I then decided to use a smaller vibrator to try to stretch it out.

Attempt 2 to make the cutie usable.

This one managed to stay in and after leaving it like that overnight, the toy was stretched out enough to go from near impossible and painful to penetrate to just difficult and unpleasant. I suppose I could keep trying to stretch this out but I should not feel that I have to buy one of these to use your product.

Dear Penis,

I’m sorry for trying to stick you inside the Co-ed cutie. I promise to buy you some nice Fleshlights to make up for this.

Who is it for?

Normally when a toy is too tight for me I would say to make sure that you are below average in girth or like it really tight. Here I’d say make sure below average in girth and like it really tight. Or better yet just stay the hell away….  That or have a vaginismus fetish.

Packaging

This toy came in a cardboard box (approximately 4” wide by 7” tall x 3 ¾” deep). It has a picture of the toy on the front along with a clothed woman whose clothes match the color of the toy and a dirty rhyme “call this cutie to get some booty!”. The back has two pictures of the toy, the same women as the front and some points about the toy. The back also anthropomorphizes the toy a bit i.e. “she strokes and tease”, “She’s the sweetest slice of cutie-pie!”. The left side of the box has a pic of the toy; and the right your standard copyright, bar code, sold only as a novelty blah, blah,… stuff. Inside your new masturbator will be inside a sealed plastic bag.

The Co-ed Cutie Packaging

Closing Thoughts

As I admittedly only bought this toy for the color, the only way this toy could completely fail for me is if the sex shop I got it from sent the wrong color. I’m still surprised that turned out to be the only good thing about it. If this is supposed to be a college Co-ed cutie; then this would be the equivalent of the bad drunken conquest fuck you had with that sorority girl where the sex was horrible and the only thing you got out was a notch on your headboard. Well in this case of the college cutie I can say I fucked another color in the visible light spectrum…but we’re pretending that night never happened.

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