The other day on twitter some of us where discussing ridiculous expensive sex toys; I’m talking stuff like Gold Plated vibrators that cost more than my car and that gave me the idea of highlighting some of these ridiculous extravagances (which I will never be able to afford ). Technically this task has already begun as I brought the uber-luxurious Little Platinum Vibrator (MSRP $395) at the just average luxury price of $99. However, at either price that vibrator seems cheap compared to my first “Lust Object”: The JimmyJane Little Steel Tonight.
What makes this a lust object well just look at the thing:
- A stainless steel body.
- A ring of 28 black diamonds on its base, and
- A “semi-lucid love note, scrawled around the circumference of the vibrator”.
I like most guys I’m not big on jewelry (and lets face it at soon as you put diamonds on the thing it basically became jewelery with benefits) but even I can appreciate this, first I like how black lettering, stainless steel body and black diamond’s give the toy a bit of an industrial look while remaining luxurious. Secondly, I’ve always found diamond in colors other than white to be wicked cool you don’t see them as often and they work so well here. Of course it comes with a luxury price tag of $2,000!
Lastly, the vibrator has its own music video! Starring Sierra Swan with a song by Dave Stewart. How cool is that?
If you look through JimmyJane’s website, you might hazard the guess that they will be providing a lot of inspiration for this feature and you would be right. As the song (and vibrator) says:
“Let’s do it again”.